What did Katherine Green say to Hank Green when he tried to clean their table with the wrong type of polish?
"Dude, no pledge."
What did Hank say when he woke up to find that his neighbor had destroyed their topiary wall?
"Dude, no hedge."
What did Hank say when the snow melted more quickly than expected?
"Dude, no sledge."(This is a lie snow never melts in Montana).
What did Hank say to his wife after taking off his underwear that had been too tight all day?
"Dude, no wedge."